Managing workplace stress
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Now that I'm manager, I am going to expect the most out of my employees, so here is a list of what you should have
in or around your desk everyday.
- One outfit for work - business attire, One outfit for morning exercises - business casual, three outfits for doomsday scenario - camouflage, hazmat, and casual
- Three number two pencils sharpened at all times
- Two pens; one blue, one black. (those pens that have multiple colors only count as one pen.)
- A compass - for drafting purposes
- One calculator
- One abacus to calibrate your calculator
- One flashlight
- One set of jumper cables
- One tourniquet
- One bottle of IPECAC (6 or 8 oz)
- One backup pair of shoelaces (black or brown)
- One home/office tracheotomy kit
- One jar sunscreen (for use during fire drills)
- Batteries sizes AAA, AA, A, D, C, and Car.
- One bottle of water to stay hydrated at all times
- One personal defense device (See me if you don't have anything)
- One compass - for navigational purposes
OFFICE STANDINGS
Below is everyone's monthly standing, given in Schrute Bucks. Better luck next month!Dwight.... 1,056,345
Angela.... 4,762
Erin.... 231
Clark.... 43
Pam.... 6
Toby.... 0
Oscar.... -564
Pete.... -612
Phyllis.... -795
Darryl.... -2,507
Nellie.... -12,654
Meredith.... -31,265
Stanley.... -65,324
Kevin.... -77,863
Creed.... -102,436
Jim.... -998,259