Now that I'm manager, I am going to expect the most out of my employees, so here is a list of what you should have in or around your desk everyday. 

• One outfit for work - business attire, One outfit for morning exercises - business casual, three outfits for doomsday scenario - camouflage, hazmat, and casual
• Three number two pencils sharpened at all times
• Two pens; one blue, one black. (those pens that have multiple colors only count as one pen.)
• A compass - for drafting purposes
• One calculator
• One abacus to calibrate your calculator
• One flashlight
• One set of jumper cables
• One tourniquet
• One bottle of IPECAC (6 or 8 oz)
• One backup pair of shoelaces (black or brown)
• One home/office tracheotomy kit
• One jar sunscreen (for use during fire drills)
• Batteries sizes AAA, AA, A, D, C, and Car.
• One bottle of water to stay hydrated at all times
• One personal defense device (See me if you don't have anything)
• One compass - for navigational purposes

Anyone found to be lacking any of these items will be reprimanded.

OFFICE STANDINGS

Below is everyone's monthly standing, given in Schrute Bucks. Better luck next month!

Dwight.... 1,056,345
Angela.... 4,762
Erin.... 231
Clark.... 43
Pam.... 6
Toby.... 0
Oscar.... -564
Pete.... -612
Phyllis.... -795
Darryl.... -2,507
Nellie.... -12,654
Meredith.... -31,265
Stanley.... -65,324
Kevin.... -77,863
Creed.... -102,436
Jim.... -998,259